Monday, January 30, 2012

Poitical humor in one liners . . .

 Life is too short not to have a little humor.  Enjoy. DrD

  • Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown 

  • If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno 

  • Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton 

  • Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer 

  • I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952 

  • A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan 

  • Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ~Gore Vidal 

  • I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle 

  • Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson 

  • Don't vote, it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown 

  • There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Roger

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