Life is too short not to have a little humor. Enjoy. DrD
- Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown
- If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
- Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton
- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer
- I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
- A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
- Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ~Gore Vidal
- I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson
- Don't vote, it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown
- There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Roger
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